#the things I do for a shitpost...

[shutinlear53]

so.

if bf is 7 foot tall and gf is 900 pounds

with skyblue being 2 bfs tall and quite a bit curvier than gf, this would mean she weighs about a ton

now this may seem ridiculous, BUT

if we take the average us female height and weight over the age of 20, those being 170.8 pounds and 63.5 inches (around 5'4)

by dividing skyblue's height with the average height we get a scaling factor of 2.59, and by employing the square-cube law we multiply the average weight with the cube of the scaling factor

which equals to *drumroll*

2967.47 pounds!!!

therefore, skyblue's approximate weight is 1.32 imperial tons/1.35 metric tonnes/1.48 us tons

this means that she is heavier than the average giraffe (1 tonne) while also being almost as tall as one (16'9), and only 452.53 pounds lighter than the curb weight of the heaviest toyota camry xv50 model (3420 pounds; SE V6 trim)

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[violent138]

There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:

Goon: "You won't kill me."

Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"

Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."

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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"

Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."

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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*

Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"

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Steph: *clears throat*

Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*

Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."

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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*

Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."

Gordon: "What."

Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*

[majubengel]

One Piece final battle

poorly drawn extra:

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[lisondraws]

Does he have ridiculous sideburns? Does he die a gruesome death? Is he on screen less than ten minutes total?

I spent a full day making this "Guess who? (is stuck)" The Terror game! Inspired by countless conversations about how hard it is to tell these dudes apart on first watch (and endless shitpost ideas with @merlintintintin ) This was honestly a lot of work, and now I really want to play it! I hope you'll find this cool, I'm personally really happy with the result! Would you play it?

I added Silna because I feel like the two boards kinda represent Terror & Erebus, and she's stuck here with these horrible dudes. Definitely more of a thematic easter egg rather than practical gameplay choice ahah.

To make this I bought a My Little Petshop Guess Who game (I liked the colors) second hand, took forever to cut out all the characters and color grade the pictures on photoshop (this serie is SO DARK, i'm thankful for the official pictures by Aidan Monaghan I also used), made the cards backing mostly using some designs I had already made, and then printed and cut the whole thing by hand!

I may share the template for this later on, if anyone is interested!

[ripplespate]

I'm going back to my playful colour era, never really realised I left it until my paintings became a little stale. Anyway, please say yes she's really over here like 🥺👉👈

[melioristicbeast]

What was my plan for the day: a quick warmup and get some work done on a comic project

What ended up happening: mid-panel i remembered this image, the demons overtook me and suddenly it’s 10pm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[missmisnomer]

it's always a good day to wake up and choose violence

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[scribz-ag24]

we should let rouxls kaard deltarune create polycules in other universes i think

[ohposhers]

i have this headcanon that JD is floyd's senior citizen project in which he constantly buys him clothes with young person humor and slang on it that JD innocently does not understand

[xxplastic-cubexx]

alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore

[oddfamiliar]

Don’t worry guys, maybe we’ll get him next year :’)

(Also just in case, all this was made in jest and goofs and I mean no offense to the FR staff, I just wanted to draw the funny 4Chan weed post, please don’t ban me from the PNG dragon game lol)

[lucabyte]

hole

[banditjanet]

FINALS ARE OVER YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!

[tamanegi-san]

its 3 am and I have offerings

have these late night conjured head cannons of mine for next chapter if Asagiri decides to pan back over to meursault